The title Noah Gets Naked: Bible Stories They Don’t Teach You At Sunday School is luring, but Xanna Chown is not delivering. Writing a book or telling a story is much more than giving a management summary of each of the well-known, not that hidden stories from the Old Testament in the Bible. Lot’s wife turned into a pillar of salt? King Saul visiting a witch in Endor to get in touch with the deceased prophet Samuel? Aspiring king Absolom, notably born from David and Bathsheba, ended up hanging in a tree, his own hair tangling him. Stories like these are taught in Sunday school classes, present in illustrated or comic book versions of the Bible. Noah Gets Naked is not worth your money.